Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Other Day


I was going to the bathroom at work and I saw some ants on the porcelain. I thought to myself, "that is a really strange place to see ants"! So when I finished my business I decided to wipe the ants into the toilet and flush them down, after all there were only a few of them. Later on that day I had to go to the bathroom again but this time let’s just say I was sitting. All of a sudden, and pardon for the graphic description, I felt a very sharp pinch on the back of my ball sack. I quickly turned over my balls to find a little ant franticly running on my balls and away from the bite site. Needless to say this ant needed to die for what he or she had done. I grabbed it and smooshed it in my fingers until I could not recognize it was an ant any longer. It deserved to die. No ant bites my balls and gets away with it.

11 comments:

Katie said...

Thanks for the laugh Mikey. I hope your family jewels are ok.

Lindsay Cahoon said...

I think a more appropriate punishment would have been to bite its balls back, but whatever...

Katie said...

I'm telling!
JENNIFER!!!!! YOUR HUSBAND JUST TOLD US ABOUT HIS MAN PARTS!!!!

Sorry to hear about your unfortunate incident....yeah

Case Family said...

I feel for you Mike.

Neal & Wendy said...

We can ALWAYS count on you for exciting blogs. Hope you don't get an infection and then have to cut your balls off.

Dana and Adam said...

Nice use of the word "balls." I must admit I've had a similar experience involving a bathing suit and a pincher bug, except that I don't have balls so there is that one difference.

Kelly & Nate Wright said...

This was probably one of your best posts yet. Thanks for making my day!

Adrienne said...

I haven't laughed that hard in a while. I'm crying.

Rebekah said...

i love you!

Erin | Adam said...

oh man that made my day! hahahaha.

Mark and Juli said...

Mike I think at your age you should remember who you are and be a better example. It is a "SCROTUM".