OK so I made a big mistake that I would like to publicly apologize to my wife for. Before we were married I would give her massages all the time partly because I was wooing her and partly because I actually liked giving them. I really did like giving her massages I promise.
Well here is the mistake. When we were engaged I would tell her that I couldn't wait to be married so that I could give her massages all the time. I think my actual words were "I will give you a massage every night". I know this was dumb but I said it and I am sorry. Well Last night Jennifer asked me for a massage and I told her that I wasn't feeling up to giving her a massage. Of coarse every time I decline a massage she has to bring up the fact that before we were married I said that I would massage her everyday of our marriage. Jennifer I am sorry and I realize that I should have never said that. And may this be a lesson to you all, never make promises like that. It will never come true, you will never be able to keep it.
Jennifer, I am sorry and I still love you even if I don't massage you every night.
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Public apologies are always good. By the way, how did Jennifer do in her interview?
remember that massage you got at the MS walk many moons ago?
I actually have always enjoyed cupcakes. If you remember, I had a cupcake cake at my wedding. I am probably more obsessed with them lately because I control my eating and therefore eat them less. Too much sugar is bad.
Michael Arron Chapman! You make a promise you should make your best effort to keep it, even if you don't feel like giving a massage! Even if it isn't every single night, you should at least try. She definitely deserves it. :) Love you Mikey.
just buy her a massage or a gift certificate to a massage place, she'll love it.
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