Thursday, March 13, 2008

Massage

OK so I made a big mistake that I would like to publicly apologize to my wife for. Before we were married I would give her massages all the time partly because I was wooing her and partly because I actually liked giving them. I really did like giving her massages I promise.



Well here is the mistake. When we were engaged I would tell her that I couldn't wait to be married so that I could give her massages all the time. I think my actual words were "I will give you a massage every night". I know this was dumb but I said it and I am sorry. Well Last night Jennifer asked me for a massage and I told her that I wasn't feeling up to giving her a massage. Of coarse every time I decline a massage she has to bring up the fact that before we were married I said that I would massage her everyday of our marriage. Jennifer I am sorry and I realize that I should have never said that. And may this be a lesson to you all, never make promises like that. It will never come true, you will never be able to keep it.

Jennifer, I am sorry and I still love you even if I don't massage you every night.

5 comments:

Elise said...

Public apologies are always good. By the way, how did Jennifer do in her interview?

Rebekah said...

remember that massage you got at the MS walk many moons ago?

Elise said...

I actually have always enjoyed cupcakes. If you remember, I had a cupcake cake at my wedding. I am probably more obsessed with them lately because I control my eating and therefore eat them less. Too much sugar is bad.

Kelly & Nate Wright said...

Michael Arron Chapman! You make a promise you should make your best effort to keep it, even if you don't feel like giving a massage! Even if it isn't every single night, you should at least try. She definitely deserves it. :) Love you Mikey.

Erin & Adam said...

just buy her a massage or a gift certificate to a massage place, she'll love it.